FROM THE ALTAR TO THE AFTERPARTY
If you're after a celebrant who’ll give your guests a TED Talk on what love really means, sprinkle in some deep, philosophical quotes from writers no one’s ever heard of, and maybe throw in a metaphor about soulmates being like two peas in a cosmic pod…
Well, congrats! You've found the wrong person.
Lauren Anne Photography
Looking to slide from your ceremony to cocktail hour and reception like it’s all part of one epic movie? I’ve got you covered—no awkward pauses or silences, just pure flow, yo.
Every couple has their own vibe, and I’m all about finding what makes you both tick and turning it into an unforgettable moment in time. I'll even provide the soundtrack to make it a total "me espresso" for you!
As your Celebrant, DJ & Video Guestbook Creator, I’m here to craft something totally tailored and unique for you and your guests.. You’ll get my top-tier expertise, premium equipment, and advice when you need it—without the junk.
End result? You wake up the next day with a grin, knowing every epic moment you wanted totally went down the way you dreamed of, right down to your celebrant with a beard.
That is what you dreamed of, RIGHT?
CELEBRANTS WITH A BEARD ARE 300% MORE EFFECTIVE AT MARRYING PEOPLE!*
*may not be true
WHO IS THE BEARD?
My name is Brenden, I am a proud dad to two mini legends, and husband to my amazing wife, Savannah. Oh, and let’s not forget our two puppy overlords, Charlie and Winnie, who's hair we are forever cleaning from the couch.
Once upon a time, I was a national ballroom dancing champ in my teens, and by 21, I was touring the country as a DJ, throwing down at major festivals, clubs, and so many weddings I’ve lost count! Along the way, I picked up a crew of lifelong friends—and my wife, of course.
When I’m not hitching couples and turning dancefloors upside down, you’ll catch me cheering for the Sydney Swans in the winter or sneaking off for family weekends away in the summer.
Lauren Anne Photography
WHY AM I DOING THIS?
I’ve been to way too many weddings where you’re stuck listening to someone dribble for over an hour, tossing out the same old lines about love we’ve all heard a million times. “To honour and serve”? “Obey”?! Are we serious here? I can’t even!
That’s not fun. You know what is fun? Getting to know two awesome people, putting my spin on their unique journey, and delivering a ceremony that people will still be talking about long after the hangover has worn off.
I build a proper connection with my couples, bringing the kind of vibe that will cut through your ceremony and hit everyone right in the feels. I’m here to make sure your dream wedding isn’t just about the perfect photo, it's about having a feeling in the moment that you will never, ever forget.
And hey, the whole process? Brainstorming, swapping ideas, figuring out how to make your ceremony yours—that's where the magic happens. No cookie-cutter stuff here. Every couple brings something different to the table, and I’m all about putting those pieces together and creating a freakin' awesome wedding with you. SHALL WE?
WHY THE BEARD IS AN EASY CHOICE
WHAT THEY SAY...
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